Sunday, July 1, 2018

Gujju Funny Chutkule Aur Jokes

gujju funny chutkule "Manas no bharoso na karay manas bole kaik ne kare kaik"

Ek manas (bapor na samaye) limda na zad niche aaram karto to ane upar eek kagado ka ka karine heran karto to,
Manas:(kagda ne) tu mane heran kare che ubho rhe hoo hamna kavado lay aavu ane limdo kapi nakhu,



Kagdo manoman khush thayne vichare che ke aa manas murkh che ghar ma jashe kavado layne aavse limdo kapshe tya to hoo udi na jav,
Manas ghar ma jay che ane ghar nu naliyu uchkavi ane andar thi kagda ne banduk thi badake dai dye che,
Kagdo marta marta bolto gayo manas no bharoso na karay manas bole kaik ane kare kaik,
Gujju Funny Chutkule Aur Jokes

Gujju Funny Chutkule : Nalayak Bahcha

Chokro eni mummy ne kapda badlati hati chokro ena bobla joi gayo ane puchyu
Chokro: mummy aa shu che?
Mummy: aa fugga che,
Chokro: to masi na kem mota che?
Mummy: te ena kyare joya?
Chokro: pappa hawa bharta hata tyare,

Gujju Funny Chutkule : MC Bachcha

Chokro ena mummy pappa ne chodta joi gayo,
Chokro: pappa aa shu karo cho?
Pappa: beta tari mummy ne gas bharu chu rno gas khuti gayo hato,
Chokro: pappa mummy ni evarage check karavo gas to humna j baki wala kaka bhari ne gaya,
Gujju Funny Chutkule gali mc bachcha

Suhagrat Funny Gujju Chutkula

Ek chokri na lagan nakki thaya,
Ek chokra sathe enu pehlathij afer hatu,
Eno premi bolyo tare lagan karva hoy to kar mane kai problem nathi,
Panmane ekvar chodva dai de bov kharcho thayo tane fervava no,
Chokri mani gai ane chodva nu nakki karyu,
Chodva ni thodi j var pahela chokra ne yaad aavyu ke c@nd*m lavva nu bhuli j gayo,
Pachi ene plastic ni jabalu lagavi ne chodi lidhu,
Chodya pachi khabar padi ke plastic nu jabalu to anadar j rahi gayu,
Aakhre chokri na lagan thaya,
Suhagrat ma ena pati ye andar nakhyo ane 4 5 ghoda marya to tarat plastic nu jabalu bahar aavyu,
Chokri gabhrai gai toye himmat karine boli,
Shu jovo cho? Paheli var karta samaye aavij jabla jevi chamdi bar aave,
Chokro pela chokri same jove ane pachi jabla same,
Chokri: maro vishvas karo hu sachu kahu chu, paheli var karti vakajte aavuj thatu hoy che, tame shu vicharo cho?
Chokro: ye badhu to thik che pan bhench*d hoo ye vicharu chu ke aana par "Gujrat Mithai Bhandar" kem lakhyu che,
Gujju suhagrat funny chutkula


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