Friday, August 24, 2018

Full Funny Jokes And chutkule Gujrati And Hindi All New

मज़ेदार Full Funny Jokes And chutkule Gujrati And Hindi All New


chokro chokri ne: mane kiss karva de ne,

chokri: chal jaa sapna ma pan na vicharto,

chokro: are pagli sapna ma to tane chodi lidhu che,


ek thaki gayeli bhabhi ne bus ma seat nahoti malti,

to ene bajuma bethela ek chokra ne puchyu,

ubho thay che?

chokro: have to thayj ne bhabhi (10)dusma aavyo, bhabhi ye pachi koine puchyu j nahi,



Full Funny Jokes And chutkule Gujrati And Hindi All New


budhdhi ek paherela jangiya jevi che,

ye tamari pase hoy to che pan koine batavva ni na hoy,

ane bra murkhta (chutiyapanu) jevi hoy che,

je gamme em chupavo kyak ne kyak thi to dekhay j jay che,

ane ahankar gand jevo che, je tamne tamari na dekhay pan bijane dekhay,

ane tamne bijani dekhay,


ek bhabhi bathroom ma nahata hata, ane achanak darwaja no bell vagyo,

bhabhiye darwaja na kana mathi joyu to same bajuvala andh kaka hata,

bhabhi ne thayu ke kaka to aandh che ye kya joi javana, ane darwajo kholyo,

kaka ye penda nu box aapyu ane kidhu ke me aankho nu opration karavyu ane opration success thayu ane have badhu dekhay che,


maine usse kaha agar tu muje saccha pyar karti hai to kal red color ke kapde pahankar aana,

par wo blue pahankar aai aur mera dil tod diya,

par jab wo apna dupatta jamin se uthane niche juki to pata chala wo andar se saccha pyar karti hai,


Full Funny Jokes And chutkule Gujrati And Hindi


पहला दुसरे दोस्त से: तेरा बर्थडे कब है?

दूसरा दोस्त: अगले हप्ते, क्यों? क्या बात है?

पहला दोस्त: तुजे खिड़की के परदे गिफ्ट करने है, दोपहर को तेरी बीवी तेरा चूसती है वो देखकर मुझसे कंट्रोल नहीं होता,

दूसरा दोस्त: तेरा बर्थडे कब है?

पहला दोस्त: अगले महीने, क्यों?

दूसरा दोस्त: तुजे दूरबीन गिफ्ट करना है, ताकि तू देख सके बीवी किसकी है,


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